Miss Universe 1980

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Dec 16

Before I began seeing my significant other I was a fan of his work, sometimes without knowing it was his. I guess he was also a fan of my face, obviously without knowing it was mine.


Dec 9
Thanks, Pep!

Thanks, Pep!


Dec 2

I’ve been spending a lot of time with this dog.


Nov 19

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Nov 11
When I found this picture of my brother at the Yankees parade it took me a second to notice that the woman who posted it (his best friend’s mother) used the following caption:
“For the last time, I am not showing you my tits!”

When I found this picture of my brother at the Yankees parade it took me a second to notice that the woman who posted it (his best friend’s mother) used the following caption:

“For the last time, I am not showing you my tits!”


Aside from Dos & Don’ts, I think Vice is redundant garbage for people who think American Apparel is the answer to all of their ass-areas’ aesthetic problems. Luckily Gavin McInnes has branched off and decided to dedicate a lot of time to what’s really important: child abuse.

Child abuse is so important.



This is why I smell good. I once met a girl who wore perfume that smelled like dirt. We probably should have stayed in touch.

This is why I smell good. I once met a girl who wore perfume that smelled like dirt. We probably should have stayed in touch.


Nov 7

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